Dear Olivia and Lila,
Getting up at the butt crack of dawn is extremely inappropriate. If you want to make mommy crazy, and in turn make your life miserable, continue to do that. Then, to really send me over the edge, and further complicate your life, why don't you cry, whine, yell at each other, and turn Raffi up full blast before the sun even rises.
Lila,
Yesterday you were concerned that I ran away during your nap. If you and your sister continue with this behavior, I just might!
Dear Matt,
Staring at me and complaining that you are running late while I make your lunch, is not going to get it made any faster. Asking, "What can I do to help you?" and then acting on it, would get you out the door a heck of a lot sooner.
Thank you for your time, respect and consideration.
Sincerely,
Wife and Mother (FYI: Considering quitting both jobs)
